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作者: chao2061ki6u    時間: 2016-10-11 00:52     標題: 幽默老人,年纪越老越幽默_社会_笑话集-左右键可切换笑话

社会  滑稽老人,年事越老越风趣

1、小李给爷爷祝寿,说:“祝您老人家长命百岁!”
老爷子不愿意了:“为啥还给我划定岁数?”

2、老妈最近也成了手游一族,爱好玩跑酷类的,边玩边大喊大叫,似乎随时就要摔逝世。
好轻易一局停止,她松了一口吻,回身对一旁看报纸的姥爷说:“爸,我教你玩这个吧,特刺激!”
姥爷放下报纸抬开端,不苟言笑地对老妈说:“我嗓子不行!”

3、“你还记得咱俩头一次处对象,去看的戏是啥么?”
姥爷支吾半天,没答出来。
本认为姥姥要挤兑他老糊涂了之类的,没成想姥姥娇嗔道:“你当然不记得了。那天你光顾着看我了。”
。。。毫无防范被秀了一脸!

4、一位大爷跟小区里锤炼的人讲:“太极拳的厉害之处,在于它能以柔克钢。”
我拎着一根钢管晃从前,在手里掂量着说:“大爷你再说一遍?”
大爷二话没说,柔软的身段环绕钢管舞了起来。。。

5、早上去公园里锻炼身材,刚做了一组高抬腿,
旁边有一个仙风道骨的白须老人说:“小伙子,夫妻生涯不和气吧?”
我听完倒头就拜:“巨匠您岂非会看姻缘!”
白叟不好心思的笑了:“不,只是方才你裤门没拉,被我看到了。”
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