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1、70后父母刚毅地对孩子说:“孩子,我们跟上辈的父母不一样,等咱们老了,会直接去养老院,你不必斟酌我们,英勇地去走你本人的人活路吧!”
孩子一听就哭了:“你们的意思是我不能持续住在家里,也不能花你们的养老金了?”

2、医生对老公说:“你老婆的身材没什么大问题,你回家后凡事顺着她一点,尽量别跟她吵架,有什么请求尽量满意她,最好一年带她出去游览两次,让她坚持精力愉悦,很快就会好起来的。”
老公回家,对老婆说:“老婆,大夫说你这病没治了。”

3、中午在办公室闲着没事,我从抽屉里拿出小镜子和剪子,把我有些长的刘海儿给剪了。
晚上回到家,我拉住老公问:“看看我这刘海儿剪得怎么样?”
老公瞟了一眼嘟囔道:“不怎么样。”
我说:“我没上外边剪,自己瞎剪的,一分钱没花。”
老公盯着我的刘海儿细心看了看说:“不错,真不错,你怎么不早说呢?”

4、办公室里,小李看着台历,一声长叹:“这个月的节日太多了。什么双十二、末日狂欢、安全夜、圣诞节……噱头太多了。”
王姐笑着说:“节日多还不好啊?节日多欢喜多,和你女友人联系的机遇、浪漫的机会也多啊。至少商场打折的名目也多呀。”
小李说:“好是好,可是光过节、光浪漫也不发过节费,银子不够花,这不是作践人吗?”
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